My brother wears womens' underwear. That is all.
" I knew you liked to *BEEP* but i didn't know you liked to *BEEP* bubbles..." "Oh yes! I do very much enjoy *BEEP*-ing bubbles! How about we use team work!! You blow the bubbles and I will *BEEP* them, sound good?" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 10pts for unnecessary censorship on Sesame Street!!
"Do normal humans fly when they're running their errands?" "Yes?" "No, They don't!" "Yes..."
"Life is a bitch and death is her sister."
Would Marissa Adamson survive a week without their cell phone?
Emily Nisbet answered:
uh heck no haha
One Of My "Smart" Quotes:
life is difficult... people judge unfairly.... but i say the only court i care about is my own... ;)
"Girl you've been liken stuff all day"
5 Things that annoy me to no definite extent ;) 1) when people use a q instead of a g.....there is a difference. 2) wH3N Pp1 Ta1K 1Ik3 Th1S 3) When the word "Beast" or "Like" is over done. 4) actually saying "Teh" instead of "The" or "Chu" instead of "You" in the real world. 5) "mi" is not the same thing as "my." "y...uhh" is not "you" and "!!???!?!?!!?!?!..?!?!" is not correct punctuation.
"SPAM-A-LICIOUS!!"
Old-Facebook-Flashback:
Went to the dollar store w/ Emily after school....Mrs. Sexton was there and she corrected my grammar when I said "OH, that one chick is with what's-his-name again!"....then i "ACCIDENTALLY" said @$$ in front of Mrs. Cate and she said "...great timing..." then laughed and walked away... we also waved at Coach Harralson......CRAZY NIGHT, PPL! CRAZY NIGHT!!
i applaud whoever created that Stuxnet Worm computer virus....Especially because of the genius behind it....it's also the shiznit cuz it's mainly attacked and destroying government computers in Iran and areas around there. And when i say "destroying" I mean it! it takes control of the computer and makes the wires and ...so on, over work them selves and burn out right after stealing info from the computer. AWESOME! it's basically the world's first "CyberWeapon"
Look at me MOVE....YAH YAH!!
"Once i was swimmin cross turtle creek...Man, them snappas all around my feet. sure was hard swimmin cross that thing...with both hands holdin mah DINGALING!!! ~mah dingaling...mah dingalling...oh, won't you play with mah dingaling...."
Yeah...MCR should TOTALLY make a christmas CD. As Hailey put it: " My Chemical Romance: The Christmas Album: Warning Advisory" hahaha. me: "And then all those other f***ing reindeer...."
If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things and/or people would you want with you?
Marissa Adamson answered:
Emily Nisbet, a lot of food, and a boat. I would eat emily when i ran out of food, LOL, ....jk...i'd eat her BEFORE i ran out of food.... then i would have the good food left over for later!!
Old-Facebook-Flashback: (in the early days of December)
I love how the satellite Weather station plays Christmas music while you're looking at the upcoming temperatures...its so ...cheery??... but i hate how the rest of the year they play slow Saxophone music or some random chick making odd grunting noises like a robot.... I have a creative mind that recognizes these odd things....don't judge me...
What would you tell (Random Friend) if you had to make him/her smile?
Marissa Adamson answered:
I'd probably make up something stupid about my cat and tell them all about it. That usually does the trick. :)
i like the commercial where the guy drops his phone into the urinal then picks it up again. the other guy is like "REALLY??" >:0
She always fusses at me when i complain about slow internet. She says it must be my fault because i'm the only one that ever gets on the computer....Me: "HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ELVES DIDN'T DO IT?? HUH??"
Quiz: What nickname fits you best?
Results: Reese's cup
Facebook-Flashback:
Mr. Cluckles the FrontierVille Chicken has been devoured by a snake... ya know, they really should have an option to make your frontier evil... i would make lots of snakes and coyotes then wreak havoc on the surrounding frontiers! >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHA.....the dead of mr. cluckles....WILL BE AVENGED!!
(me and friend talking about dog tricks)
friend: haha...FETCH BEER!
me: THEN NUKE CHINA AND THE REST OF THE D*MN MIDDLE EAST! SCREW BRITAIN!
friend:WOW! that's wonderful?
me: -talks like a mumbley old man- stupid british with their d*mn bp. hurting the penguins and all that mumbo jumbo....
friend: what's with you and accents??
(it's so easy to get off topic in my conversations!! :))
Names for a Dog: ~Boy~ McWeiner, Stevie Ray, Cobain, Hendrix, Dragula, SuperBeast, Desperado, Seger, Floyd, SteppenWolf, Pantera, Nykyrian, Led, Echoplex, or AstroCreep ~Girl~ Foxy, ThunderKiss, Hushabye, Ethyl, Temp, Frijid Pink, Paradise, Sharyn, Tangerine, FreeBird, Puppet, Bubblegum, Ozena, Jambi
the junk my career test said i should be:
1. Addiction Counselor (ohh, how positive...)
2. Marriage and Family Therapist(listening to whiney old people?...meh, don't think so..)
3. Comic/Cartoon Artist (work 24/7 and live off of cereal? uh, NO!)
4. Psychologist (too long in college. nuff said)
5. High School Couselor (listening to whiney high-schoolers...i almost think #2 is more appealing than that)
6. Actress (appealing, but i don't have the looks for it...or the motivatioin to get the looks. I will NOT reduce myself to starving to be a size two, mr. producer guys of the world)
7. Motivational Speaker (HA)
8. Social Worker (The one i actually like!)
and the one that made me laugh the most: 29. Comedian
was walking around the house in an orange hoodie, green sweat pants, my lame glasses, and some tennis shoes. if that's not the definition of a day at home, i don't know what is!
"By Golly, I'll take Door Number Two, Bob. You know, the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sigh my hairy ass up for that and don't be late!" -Dev from the Dark Hunter series
i feel as if i'm invading,
so i turn away....
then i hear him licking again
..and i look back to see what he's licking
...and it's still his butt...
stupid cat......
Dear Pac-Man,
Yes, we could take care of that for you...
Sincerely, Ghostbusters.
well, there's all my randomness for the night... phew! Now...Here's some music to get your mind off of the awesomeness your brain has just been exposed to...
My favorite song at this moment:
My favorite song's origins and/or Music Video:
Thank You to the anime, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood ~! I LOVE EDWARD ELRIC!! (Please, don't confused his sexiness with that rat we call Edward Cullen.) ;)
WElly-WELL-WELL, that's all for tonight folks! GOOD DAY AND GOOD NIGHT!! :D
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