A Day In The Life Of... Nah, Just Kidding. Just Some More Random Shiz.

Well, my day has been considerably...well, I can't say nice... but i also cannot say it was horrid either...

I tried for the part of the Wicked Witch of the West for our school's Wizard Of Oz play... unfortunately, due to my horrid sinuses.... My "Witchy" voice was lacking...and I was unable to wow the judges with my witchy laugh... Damn you Allergies, Damn you.

Here we have a pretty interesting music video. WHOO! :) The ending is wonderful.... "Got you a beer...?" "heh, thanks."



Life is so difficult that I absolutely must appreciate it. I feel like I deal with my emotions differently than others... I merely think "OH well, I'll get over it..." and most of the time...I simply get over it just then.

I'd like to point out that there is a line between love and obsession... A big fat black line.... Ya know what, let's make that line Neon Yellow and put a big sign next to it that says "BIG FAT NEON YELLOW LINE!"... And while we're at it, make a little guy painted neon orange jump up and down in front of it yelling "HEY LOOK!! THERES THE BIG FAT NEON YELLOW LINE!"

If you love someone... Well, then you'd do anything for them. You'd push them out from in front of a bus.... you'd catch them when they fall.. you'd let them cry on your shoulder, comfort them... get them lame cards just because you'd know they'd laugh... blame the dog when you farted, knowing perfectly well that your partner knows you did it... Not being afraid to spend the rest of your life with someone... Love is a lot of things... It's something you simply know is real when you experience it. You don't NEED it, but you know that when it's there, you'll always feel safe.

Obsession... Well... That's continually following someone around... trying to make them fall for you when, let's face it, you're totally never going to get them... Obsession is calling it love when it's not.... when you've never had a real conversation face to face with someone yet insist on telling them you're right for each other... Obsession is when you don't care how many times they've said no... You keep trying anyway... Obsession can also be described as being desperate... Or just being a player that doesn't want the answer "No"...

Obsession = Bad

Now, spread that simple face. Obsession = Bad. kay? :D (Maybe it'll get around to who it should get around to, eh?)

Please, know the difference. Know. The. Difference.

Now, to slightly change the subject.
I'm a moderately nice person. I love making others laugh and i love to see their smiles... I try to be funny. I smile. And I honestly don't care what others say about you, I WILL be nice unless you give me a reason not to. Even if, by chance, you give me a reason to, I will try my absolute hardest to be decent... Apparently, some people don't get when they've gone too far... Yet... I'm still nice... -.-

SO, has anybody been through High School Algebra?? Ehh?? I started Algebra 1 this year because i'm in the advanced classes...IT. IS. HELL. Let me tell you this... notes. are. you. LIFE! Do not let one example go un-copied... do not let one lecture go un-recorded/written-down... and if the teacher offers morning/afternoon tutoring?? GO!! GO,GO,GO!! You'll need all the help you can get...-ssiigghh-

We were required to pick interesting fields of work and create a power-point on microstoft in my career investigations class... It's turning out pretty well for me so far... I did mine on Social Work... So, I'll be helping people in the future if all goes well. :)

What is wrong with my cat?? He's been spazzy lately... SUPER SPAZZY. Running around the house making "wwhhrrr" noises with his tail straight in the air... if i yell "KITTAY!!" he just stops and looks at me with big eyes as if saying "What? You never do this?" Oh, i just don't understand this guy. He's cwazy.

The other day I was discussing Llama Lovers with my best friend Emily... Here's my most memorable line from our conversation...
"I hate the name Burt though... I can imagine whispering the name "Billy" into my Llama lover's ear... but Burt? No. Way."

And here is where Erik and I talking are about my problem...concerning the defilement of action figures...

Erik: " G.I.Joe's are Bad-Ass. "
Me: Even when they're in a pink speedo, a sparkly yellow tube top, and a fuzzy blue jacket accessorized by a petunia purple purse?...
Erik: " :o what have you done "

Facebook-Flashback:
-sigh- sometimes I want to say something to someone...but the something that I have to say never seems to have some time that is appropriate. Oh, how many some's can I put into a message about someone? ;)

What should your hair color be?
Marissa got Red or Pink.

YYEESSSHHH!! I've ALWAYS wanted pink hair. Totally. (WHAT?!)

(Discussion after getting into the Locker room by pulling the door open with our fingers)
Leia: The Coaches are gonna be like, "How the heck did you guys get in here?!"
Me: "Muh-muh-muh-magic magic maaagic~!"
(Watch this and you'll know why it was so funny... I sang it like this song and It was GREAT!)



Here is Emily and I... We get crazy with Webcams... ;)



Well, I've just noticed that this post has gotten considerably longer than I had originally exprected... So I'll end your suffering here. Until Next Time, I'll leave you with a few tips.

1. Don't Talk To Strangers.
2. Look Both Ways Before Crossing The Street.
3. Relating To Number 1, Don't Take "Candy" From Strangers.
4. If a Llama Tries To Get You To Follow Him, Run Away Quickly.
5. Don't Pet Wild Animals. Especially Tigers. Especially Tigers.
6. Eat Your Vegetables.
7. And Last Of All, Be Sure To Laugh A Lot. (Preferably While Reading My Blog?)

Later My People~!
~*MaRiSsA*~
(Marissa)

What. A. Day.

Hello my compadres~! It's around nine-thirty pissy-mouse down here... (pissy mouse = p.m. incase you didn't make the connection...) And my mother is asleep on the couch behind me....Now to annoy her with music and really quick typing! Whoop! Type my Keyboard-Ninjas! Type!

"Keyboard-Ninja" is the uncommonly term used for fingers that move amazingly fast across the keyboard when typing.

Here's an interesting song.... interesting enough in the least. I've never heard of the band before today, but they are quite amazing. The inclusion of the violin/cello/stringy-instrument-that's-not-a-geetar was what finished off the song for me. The male singer's vocals are softer too, which is something that not many male singers go for these days. This is a live performance and the quality is pretty great. This is the real shiz, completely not the tampered with studio shiz we're normally forced to listen to.



This one is a Modest Mouse classic, haha. The beat is pretty great and i guess the vid along with it kinda fits, lol. Enjoy this one as well~!



Now...for my little "rant" of the day...
We (by we, i refert to some peers of mine and myself) were sitting in our Catholic Church Education class... CCE, if you will, ...... And the topics of Abortion and Assisted Suicide came into the conversations.

We'll start with the Abortion. Of course, when the teacher asked for opinions... Everybody basically said "NO!! ABORTION IS WRONG! AND BAD! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!" I slowly lowered my hand so as not to get called on and fumed on the inside. Again, the teacher further questioned the class. "What if a woman was raped? Would she still have the right to get an abortion so as not to have her rapist's baby?" Guess what my close-minded and ignorant peers answered? "NO!! ABORTION IS WRONG! AND BAD! BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!"

It sounded like a friggin three year old giving a reason why they're right about something. "YEAH! I'M RIGHT! I'MRIGHTI'MRIGHTI'MRIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! DONE!" How are they backing their opinions? Don't our righteous catholic teachers owe us an explanation as to why we damn all those that don't agree? Why is abortion so wrong?
If a woman is pregnant, it should be between herself and the father as to coming up with a decision on abortion. NOT the catholic community. You do not know the situation the mother may or may not be in. If a woman was poor, homeless, a drug-addict, or anything else that could be harmful to a child's life... Would you still want a child born into that environment? Do you honestly think that child will lead a happy and God-Oriented life? Wouldn't abortion just prevent this child from going through the all the "Evil's" in this world? How exactly is it a horrible thing to get an abortion?

I heard the excuse, "She could put it up for adoption."
To that, i quickly replied with a rant on the problems that MANY adopted or foster children face in their lives. A large amount of children in foster homes are abused, neglected, put-down, and deprived of things they need. Many think their original parents didn't love them, or didn't care for them. It's like a whole sea of negative thoughts. Needless to say, the kid that i exploded on didn't say another word on the subject.

I'm not saying that i'm all for abortion. I'm not saying it's always the right choice. But i AM saying that it is none of your damn business whether a mother and father can decide what the best option is. Ya get that? None. Of. Your. Damn. Business.

The next subject I didn't have much to rant about, but some of the answers did indeed piss me off. The teacher asked us if the elderly, terminally ill, or severely depressed could decide to have assisted suicide. For example, an elderly and suffering woman with not much of a family deciding she no longer wishes to live and asking for a doctor to euthanize her. Of course, the majority of the class said "NO! IT'S WRONG! IT'S KILLING SOMEONE!" A select few were silent or staring at their crotches. I assumed a few of them probably took my stand point and the other select crotch-watchers were simply texting "secretly". I myself found it acceptable and perfectly reasonable. Yes, it is slightly sad if somebody you love wants to die... But why should be condemn them for wanting to move on quicker than the rest of us? Why should we say no to the dying's wishes, whether dying on the inside or outside, when we know the reaper comes for us all eventually? She continued to say these things were wrong and horrible. I sat there quietly in all my pissed but respectful glory. Damnit.

Off to another topic! We (referring to peers and myself) were researching information for speeches we are giving in our Language Arts class. I got quite bored after finding all my sources and proceeded to browse through the Pro-Con topics the site had listed. I was scrolling and one had the title "Same-Sex Marriage." At the moment I'm passing over that particular passage..i hear "EEWW" over my shoulder. I turn quickly to see a skinny blonde kid looking over my shoulder in disgust. I asked him what he was talking about immediately and he pointed feverently at the bolded headline on the article i was reading about Same-Sex marriage. I stared at him awkwardly, being what i considered polite by holding back the curt response I'd almost blurted. He grimaced and said, "Don't you think that's just gross? Like, gays and stuff? That's nasty and weird." Guess what I said? (this is where i smile politely and talk in a sickly sweet voice) I told the little shit off. Nicely ranting about how we all have the right to love in any way we see fit. I then proceeded to ask him his reasoning behind his opinion. I know i must've had my "pissed-face" (the angry but calm face i somehow inherited from my mom.... I'm a master at the pissed-face these days...) because he stared awkwardly and mumbled something that sounded like "Just Kidding." I proceeded to calmly point out that I had a response for everything and that he best keep his pie-hole closed.

Now that I've ranted and told you about my slightly-frustrating-but-humorous-now-that-i-think-about-it Day, i'll close with a quote i got from a friend who got it from a friend of a friend's brother i believe...

"God Is A Black Lesbian And She Is Very Upset With You..."

I wonder if God really does wear plaid and have tittays...

Sayonara mah peoplez! Tune in...whenever i feel like writing some more! ;)
~*MaRiSsA*~

My Interpretations:

"You're up a shit creek without a paddle!"
1. Why would I be in this so-called "Shit Creek" to start with? The name doesn't sound very appealing at all.
2. Could you explain how or why I ended up losing/misplacing my paddle? Did I originally go up Shit Creek without a paddle?? If so, why would I neglect to bring the paddle? I assume a paddle is a tool for successful boating, am I right?
3. If I am "up" this Shit Creek, then I should really have no reason to worry. If I go downstream I should be able to nudge myself over to the shore or something before I get to any rapids and so-on. I'm also a perfectly capable swimmer.
I'd like further comments like this to be more descriptive. Here's how I think it should go.
" You have weights tied to your feet in the middle of a hundred foot deep, freshwater lake and there are piranhas swimming around you hungrily." That expresses the severity of the situation and gets the point across than the improbable floating in a shit-creek.

"It came straight from the Horses's mouth."
1. Other than Mr. Ed himself, I don't believe much could be said from a horse other than "Neigh" "Neighhh" or "Neeeeiiiiiggghhhh". Possibly even a grunting noise. So unless you're talking about neighing or grunting noises.
2. You can't possibly be talking about vomit or spit. No horses are able to vomit because they lack certain muscles to do-so, so you're not talking about vomit. As far as spit goes, most horses don't have a saliva problem except for the extremely old ones.
Why use this expression when you can say that you just heard it from the person? It doesn't make sense.

I've interpreted all of my mother's yells... would you like to hear the variations??

(angry) "MAH-RIH-SAAHH!" - Time for you clean the cat litter!
(sweet) "RIH-SAAH~!"- my signal to yell "OH GOD! I'VE GOTTA RUN! THIS IS BAD!!"
(sweet accompanied by a giggle) "Rih-saahh, he-he~!" - I want a hug~!
(short and curt)"RISSA!" - time to take your meds~!
(short, fast and angry) MARISSAAAAA!!! - The cat barfed. Time for you to clean it up.
(almost scared sounding) MARISSA!?! - wtf, where'd you go? I was gonna tell you to do something!

then there's the whispery one that is barely used that means i'm going to die and the zombie apocolypse will come and then eat my rotting flesh after i die and then the world will come to an end cuz the zombies will eat everybody then eat eachother and then try to eat plants but eat a sour persimmon and die...again.

And that was an extremely long and annoying run-on sentence~! I hope you enjoyed it!

Want to see something very pretty and awe-inspiring?? Check this out. I was like WHOA! when i watched it the first time.



Well, it's getting late and I have to go take a shower... Then I believe I'll head over to my room for a three-some involving Mr. Pillow, Mr. Blankey, and myself. ;)

*Hum~Hum~Hum*

Well, this is a sad day for America. I may not be able to go to the mall and act like a total idiot with my best bud Emily. Sad, Sad Day. I was supposed to be going Saturday afternoon... Now I have to call it Sadurday afternoon. Isn't that tragic?

WhYy d0 $uMM PpL T@!K li3K Th1S??

Well, to answer that question, I believe it stems from a traumatic experience in their childhood. For example:

Third-Grader Joanie was one day writing a paper about a dog and she believed that she had gotten all of her letters drawn correctly. Mrs. Johnson had taken one look at her paper and smacked her hand with the ruler, repeating once again, "Your S's are in the wrong direction! Fix that A! Your D is too large!..." and much more like this.... Ever since that fateful ruler-smacking day in Mrs.Johnson's class, Joanie has hated using correct grammar and became a child delinquent. She is failing all her english and spelling classes due to her atrocious writing and can't even fill out a job interview. Nice job, Mrs. Johnson...Nice Job.

Another possible answer is that the child was simply raised outside of human civilization and finds it acceptable to use horrid grammer, bad punctuation, and even "letters" that aren't even, well, Letters! That concludes my rant for the day. Now for a review of something.

Tron: Legacy

Is it fact? Is it fiction? Good ending? Sexy Lead-Male Character? Chicks with funky hair? Cool outfits? A cute puppy? Feels almost done before? Too Unreal? Recommend 3D or 2D?

No. Yes. NO! yyyeeessssshhh. Fo Shizzle (for sure). Yes. THAT PUPPY WAS ADORABLE. For some reason, yes. Slightly. and 2D.

It's a bit obvious that there wasn't much thought concerning the explanation of the movie and a lot of it seems too unreal. Especially the mumbo-jumbo about how that one race of beings just suddenly BAM! appeared on the scene. I think more thought should have been put into the...history, of the characters and what went down in the 20 year lapse. The relationship between father and son is a little off and the main character should have been a bit more, i don't know, aggressive and cunning. It seemed slightly jumbled and the only part that really caught me was the beginning when he was all "Mr. Rebel". No to mention, the whole thing had been about saving his dad and then BOOM! dad is dead, gone, out-for-the-count, Knock(ed) OUT, pushing up daisies, sleeping with the fishes, ka-put! My ending thought: cool music...lame movie. No offense, but it seriously did a horrid job at keeping my attention. The action was great, don't get me wrong, but the storyline was lacking. It's probably a movie that most guys would enjoy and the music was still great. If i had to rate it, I'd give it a 3 out of 5...and even that is a little generous.




My fortune cookie told me "A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature." Well... here... You can start makin your own warm smiles with this...my friend Emily showed it to me... later on Christmas Eve, i showed it to my drunk brother and buzzed cousin. Travis (the cousin of the bunch) almost peed himself and my brother almost fell off the couch... ENJOY!



Well, if that wasn't enough to at least make you giggle, then I don't know what is. ;) Well, I believe I'll be on my way now... Off to conquer that evil thing we call.. -DUN~DUN~DUN- homework!! Later Ya'll~! ;)

-Marissa is~OUT!

Happy New Years! Time To Break All Those Thought Out Resolutions! :D

Hey Everybody.

What Matters Most To Me? What Are The Many Reasonable Goals That May Come To Mind? What Do I Want To Start Doing This Year? What Do I Want To Stop Doing? What You Talkin' Bout Willis? Why So Serious? There Is No Spoon.

Many questions present themselves when thinking about your ideal New Years Resolution! Want to hear mine? ...

1. Watch my language more often.
2. Pet my cat at least once a day.
3. Get some exercise!
4. To assist with number 3, Learn to dance!
5. Pet a Llama
6. Learn to sing in Japanese
7. Be funnier!

I don't find these to be overly difficult or overly simple... I think they're absolutely perfect, don't you? ;)

Any of you read The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo? I recently started reading it on my Barnes & Noble Nook (an E-Reader). I got to around page 119, then my Nook crashed (Exactly the reason why I wanted an Amazon-Kindle). It's a very well written book and the attention to detail amazes me to no extent, but it's not an easy read. It's one of those books that requires more attention and careful reading. You can't simply skim the boring parts (there IS an excess of these) and forget the multiple characters (too many to remember!). I even had to keep a list myself. The Author must've had a hell of a time remembering all of this, but the overall plot is mystifying. Who is sending the flowers? What is the real history behind the girl...with the dragon tatoo? How does Mr. Blomkvist really play into it all? Better yet, why does the girl even relate to Mr. Vanger's problem? I see how she got pulled into it but why? Hmm? I'd absolutely love to read more, but again, my broken Nook prevents me from doing so. The thirty-minute-wait-but-still-no-answer-call to customer service didn't do much to improve my predicament.... haha, predicament...such a funny word.

My favorite anime at the moment is... (drum role please).... SORO NO OTOSHIMONO!!
It all starts out with this normal perverted teenager, and i think his name is Tomoki. He get's beat-up a lot by this "child-hood friend" chick that lives next door, and since he's "easily arounsed" it's even worse. His life kinda sucks...but then, while standing on this random hill all alone... WHAM! BAM! NO-THANK-YOU MA'AM!! .... An ANGEL falls outta tha friggin sky! He tries to save her from falling debri that came along with her and she woke up and saved his dumb-ass from a rock that he couldn't avoid... she imprinted on him after that and started calling him "Master". That's just the opening but the anime itself is absolutely hilarious. Be prepared for censoring with floating clouds, flying panties, exploding panties, flying panties that explode, giant fish, awkward tanning, an angry lion who likes clothes for dinner... And here's the great part about it! There's only 14 episode in the first season!! The second season is called Soro No Otoshimono Forte and has the same if my memory serves correct and then it all goes out with a bang in a movie that comes out pretty soon according to my consultant, BJ. Haha, BJ are my buddy's initials but i doubt he would like being posted in my lame-o blog post, so i used the initials...If you haven't guess already, His name is Butter Jelly. Yup. Butter Jelly. I'm only up to episode 12 of the first season and it's great. Butter Jelly has seen everything but the movie and he's Re-Viewing the series beforehand. An absolutely wonderful series indeed... Ya know, just for the hell of it... I'll give you a clip of the show! I won't specify the episode though. Check it out! :) (just as a note, The shows get funner and better as time passes) The beginning of the episode starts out a little... "educational"... but that's just how Mr.White-Haired-Character does things. ;) After that it gets much more enjoyable!


That was just a Youtube snippet, and you can catch all the episodes on AnimeFreak.tv or on Funimation (But Funimation has the english name for it's list, and Soro No Otoshimono translates best into Heaven's Lost Property)


When Life Gives You Lemons... Make Grape Juice Then Sit Back And Watch The World Wonder How You Did It....

You may be wondering why I capitalized every word in that last sentence... Well, I just kinda felt like it... My fingers felt like being Ninjas Of The Keyboard... YET AGAIN!!

When life throws you on the floor and takes your lunch money, be sure to go run and get an adult before things progress any further. -ME!

I'm actually proud of that last quote... seriously, I like it. It's very nice. Does anybody enjoy swimming?? I do... But you're crazy as hell if you think swimming is a good idea in this weather... well, at least in the U. S. of A. it's colder than a well-digger's ass if my weather channel serves to be correct... ;D

Ah, I don't think I can come up with much more... I'm getting Distracted and I believe I may just go plug in my Wii and put in my Just Dance 2 disk... and dance... to this exact song!! I love it, haha.


Gnight Ya'll! And Happy New Year! Live it Wild, and Live It Well!! According to some Crazy-Asses out there, We're all dying in two years!! APOCOLYPSE!!

Marissa..is..~OUT!