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Well, this is a sad day for America. I may not be able to go to the mall and act like a total idiot with my best bud Emily. Sad, Sad Day. I was supposed to be going Saturday afternoon... Now I have to call it Sadurday afternoon. Isn't that tragic?

WhYy d0 $uMM PpL T@!K li3K Th1S??

Well, to answer that question, I believe it stems from a traumatic experience in their childhood. For example:

Third-Grader Joanie was one day writing a paper about a dog and she believed that she had gotten all of her letters drawn correctly. Mrs. Johnson had taken one look at her paper and smacked her hand with the ruler, repeating once again, "Your S's are in the wrong direction! Fix that A! Your D is too large!..." and much more like this.... Ever since that fateful ruler-smacking day in Mrs.Johnson's class, Joanie has hated using correct grammar and became a child delinquent. She is failing all her english and spelling classes due to her atrocious writing and can't even fill out a job interview. Nice job, Mrs. Johnson...Nice Job.

Another possible answer is that the child was simply raised outside of human civilization and finds it acceptable to use horrid grammer, bad punctuation, and even "letters" that aren't even, well, Letters! That concludes my rant for the day. Now for a review of something.

Tron: Legacy

Is it fact? Is it fiction? Good ending? Sexy Lead-Male Character? Chicks with funky hair? Cool outfits? A cute puppy? Feels almost done before? Too Unreal? Recommend 3D or 2D?

No. Yes. NO! yyyeeessssshhh. Fo Shizzle (for sure). Yes. THAT PUPPY WAS ADORABLE. For some reason, yes. Slightly. and 2D.

It's a bit obvious that there wasn't much thought concerning the explanation of the movie and a lot of it seems too unreal. Especially the mumbo-jumbo about how that one race of beings just suddenly BAM! appeared on the scene. I think more thought should have been put into the...history, of the characters and what went down in the 20 year lapse. The relationship between father and son is a little off and the main character should have been a bit more, i don't know, aggressive and cunning. It seemed slightly jumbled and the only part that really caught me was the beginning when he was all "Mr. Rebel". No to mention, the whole thing had been about saving his dad and then BOOM! dad is dead, gone, out-for-the-count, Knock(ed) OUT, pushing up daisies, sleeping with the fishes, ka-put! My ending thought: cool music...lame movie. No offense, but it seriously did a horrid job at keeping my attention. The action was great, don't get me wrong, but the storyline was lacking. It's probably a movie that most guys would enjoy and the music was still great. If i had to rate it, I'd give it a 3 out of 5...and even that is a little generous.




My fortune cookie told me "A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature." Well... here... You can start makin your own warm smiles with this...my friend Emily showed it to me... later on Christmas Eve, i showed it to my drunk brother and buzzed cousin. Travis (the cousin of the bunch) almost peed himself and my brother almost fell off the couch... ENJOY!



Well, if that wasn't enough to at least make you giggle, then I don't know what is. ;) Well, I believe I'll be on my way now... Off to conquer that evil thing we call.. -DUN~DUN~DUN- homework!! Later Ya'll~! ;)

-Marissa is~OUT!